Thing 2: Thing 1! Thing 1! You have to stop hibernating. We’ve been back for a week and we haven’t written a post! Thing 1: mmmrhf. Thing 2: Are you alive in there. Don’t make me drag you out of your cave.…
Thing 1: Oh good. A roost. This seems like the perfect time to write another blog post. Thing 2: Blog post? Wait, we write blog posts? Thing 1: Well, I write them. You sit there and make snide comments. Thing 2: It’s…
Thing 1: Wake up! Wake up! Thing 2: But my everything hurts. Mrrrrr. Thing 1: Ah such is the life of a reviewer. The audience wants their... info. Thing 2: All right. I’m awake. I’m awake. Thing 1: So that’s why the…
Thing 2: Are we going to talk about our journey back to the ice ages? Thing 1: I’ve still been thawing out. One might have thought our expedition in search of something to review would have warmed the hide, but unfortunately the…
Thing 1: The audience is back again. What do they want? Thing 2: Uhh the book review? Duh. Thing 1: There was another book review? Why didn't you warn me? Thing 2: Because you would have gone on and on and on…
Thing 2: Hey got another book review in. Thing 1: Oh? Which book this time? Thing 2: The Worker Prince by Bryan Thomas Schmidt. That's a really long name. Thing 1: I've seen longer. Thing 2: Well yeah, but. Thing 1: But…
Thing 1: Time for another book review! This week the book is Oshenerth by Alan Dean Foster. Thing 2: Where do all these books keep coming from? Thing 1: Authors chained in dark rooms with only the glow of the monitor. Thing…
Thing 1: Hello visitors! How about a book review on Lincoln's Wizard by Dan Willis? Thing 2: Lincoln had a wizard? I missed this in the history books. Thing 1: You've read history books? Thing 2: Back to the book review. (glowers)…
Thing 2: Hey, you’re finally home. We have a review to do! Thing 1: I would have been back sooner, but I had construction to dodge, downpours, thunderstorms, and mortals to contend with. Thing 2: Hmm. Mortals. Thing 1: Yes, they always…
Thing 2: Thing 1! We’ve got to do the review. Put down that polish! Thing 1: I wouldn’t have to polish so much if you quit spilling your ashes on my stuff. Thing 2: Whine, whine. Thing 1: Watch it or I’ll…